santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via drateeny)

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via departured)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via fake-mermaid)

School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

guys

lanadelreynudes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

 

(via pizza)

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via zackisontumblr)